why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
I don’t know why you guys are talking about, Here in America we don’t have to worry about murderers because we’re always free 
as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him
As an adult I still don’t understand..
psst it’s a brothel and he’s poorOH MY GOD WH- WHAT
she looks exactly like her dad!
Im not crying its my allergies. Im allergic to childhood pains
I’M ACTUALLY CRYING
(Source: oliviatheelf)
adorable dog wants sausage [video]
pretty much.
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